Have you met Jane? How about a belly button? Can you ever really meet a belly button? Yes, but we don't have time for that story right now. Somebody keeps putting fish in barrels in my backyard.
Anyway, my point is, people can be nice. You might not think so right now but the moment will pass. Soon, you'll be wearing a cover up. Somewhere. Don't rush it. They're freakin' hot too.
MTFBWY
